1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:38,159 Who wasn't in like just in the mindset to really take in any of this information and therefore was a real wiener 3 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:44,079 you hear this thunderous echoing laughter coming from closer to the mountain and 4 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:51,480 as you hit the portal Bahamut transforms back into himself and is 5 00:00:53,879 --> 00:00:59,980 Suspended in the portal as you all fall through it and then you land hard all of you 6 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:05,040 But the wind is knocked out of you and there's this radiating heat around you 7 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,640 Anybody know where we are? 8 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:14,180 It's hot. I mean Bahamut must have had a plan that we would meet up later. I don't know 9 00:01:14,719 --> 00:01:17,480 Well, we can't stay here. We got to figure out where we are, right? 10 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:24,200 And you round a corner into this wide chamber. There's this huge throne 11 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,480 across the other side and 12 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:34,560 In this chamber, there are six chromatic dragons around the outside and in the throne 13 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Is Tiamat 14 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:50,560 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master Russ More. He him also with me today is Amy More 15 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:54,920 Ah, yes, she her today. I am playing Sullivan slight 16 00:01:55,400 --> 00:02:00,840 He had and Carla maxed it she her playing glim also 17 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:06,799 She her Tom Laird he him and I'm playing moot who also goes by he him and Kristen flammons 18 00:02:07,079 --> 00:02:11,840 She her playing Agatha. God lost Kathua. Lovey. She her and 19 00:02:12,879 --> 00:02:14,879 Sean Howard 20 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:23,719 Kidding playing Tiamat who's very hungry 21 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:27,199 That's where the boo that's where the boo comes in the Sean Howard 22 00:02:30,199 --> 00:02:36,039 She her all five heads love it so glad to have you all here with with us 23 00:02:36,039 --> 00:02:43,000 Who knew Tiamat would come back would that's not get too much into it because it'll bring back too many sad memories 24 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:47,400 Oh, we'll be making new ones right now, right? Yeah, making fresh new memories 25 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,400 Sad memories 26 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:55,159 You know what it's it's yet to be written yet to be paved on how this all plays out 27 00:02:55,159 --> 00:02:57,599 They could be sad. They could be happy. 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Yeah, glad to have you join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast and now fuck it 35 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,920 Let's play 36 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:48,040 The seven of you it's down into a very hellish 37 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:55,760 landscape as tunnels the heat is sweltering the smell from coming up ahead is 38 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,680 Aromatic in nature 39 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:07,760 Aren't all smells aromatic in nature, but you want to you say aromatic you have a distinct like in your own head 40 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:12,320 Like that's very aromatic. You have a you have your own trigger positive 41 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,319 See, there you go. You thought it was 42 00:04:19,439 --> 00:04:23,199 Cinnamon and nutmeg could be dead decaying bodies 43 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:34,480 Now I don't know what I'm smelling as you round this bend this this winding tunnel that's 44 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,080 following down further into whatever 45 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:39,840 landscape that you're following into it 46 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:47,360 Opens up into a wide chamber and before you you see the five-headed figure of 47 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:53,840 Tiamat surrounded by five of the nine known chromatic dragons 48 00:04:56,400 --> 00:05:03,240 In the center of this chamber is Tiamat who appears to be toying with 49 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:08,600 several small humanoid creatures and devils they're running about 50 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,160 Some trying to attack 51 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:18,400 Some being thrown up in the air and being chomped whole we zoom in on each of the players 52 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:26,200 First we'll start with a goth. What's your initial reaction to? 53 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,360 Having Tiamat in front of you 54 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,160 Feel like 55 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,480 After the frustration of dealing with Bahamut 56 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,560 And then the dramatic flight away from Celestia 57 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:46,680 And almost getting thrown off several dragons and then falling through a portal 58 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:51,200 I feel like there's just like a visible sag to her shoulders 59 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,960 and just like 60 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,960 Is this better? 61 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,760 or 62 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:04,160 We move down the line to moot 63 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,560 Moot's pretty stoked 64 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:16,400 That there's dragons here because that's what he first saw and is like, oh great. Like maybe Glim could oh wait 65 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:22,280 Oh, no, there's five. Oh boy. Oh boy 66 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:27,040 The camera moves over and then down and we see flaming kids 67 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:33,520 Who has a glint in her eye and it's like well, I didn't get to fuck Bahamut 68 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,400 so 69 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,400 Round two, I guess 70 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:43,879 The camera moves over and up and up and up towards Glim 71 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,360 I think Glim 72 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,720 Is 73 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:59,960 Cautiously optimistic because her love for Bahamut is so great that she feels like I mean 74 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,560 you know that Tiamat is like 75 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,120 pretty bad news, but 76 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:13,480 She has Bahamut's sister so like maybe maybe there's like something in there and also 77 00:07:15,439 --> 00:07:23,040 Maybe just like hopefully she hates Orcus or something. I mean as always Glim 78 00:07:24,439 --> 00:07:26,000 Optimistic 79 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,600 Against all reason in this situation, I think 80 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:35,320 Move over and we see Rax in the background Matamar laid over top of them 81 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:46,760 Rax gives the shake and finally we see Sully. How do we find Sully? 82 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:55,160 The minute Sully walked and like up to the entrance and saw 83 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,160 Tiamat 84 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,200 He 85 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,880 froze up and 86 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:08,080 Is looking and he starts to sweat and he's and he's looking at his fellow 87 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,680 adventurers in a 88 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,560 very shifty kind of way 89 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:23,840 Question are we far enough in that Tiamat has noticed us yet or are we just like peeking in through the entrance? 90 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,600 My I think 36 91 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,120 Acknowledged you but 92 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:40,759 You could presume she's busy playing with her. Yeah, so we've been clocked, but we are not being acknowledged gotcha 93 00:08:41,639 --> 00:08:43,639 Okay. Well if I know 94 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:45,840 if Sully knows that 95 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,680 Tiamat sees all 96 00:08:49,879 --> 00:08:54,600 He drops to his knees in a bow and says guys. I'm so sorry. I'll explain it all later 97 00:08:54,639 --> 00:09:00,159 I just really I'm just gonna stay just wait here for for just a second. Like don't judge me. I'm just gonna just 98 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,120 What are you doing? 99 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:08,279 You should be sorry, oh yeah, I am I am 100 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:12,440 One of the heads has swiveled and is staring 101 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:15,519 very intently at Sully 102 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,680 So, you know, you know this bitch. Oh 103 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:25,400 My god, I'm so sorry. She has a mouth that nobody I just I mean 104 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:31,040 Maybe you can find it like a little amusing. She's kind of funny and very very inappropriately sexual 105 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:35,040 But yes, I'm very sorry. I'm so sorry. What should I find you? 106 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,680 Wait, wait, was it 107 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:44,200 Sullivan Tully bully 108 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,040 No 109 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:54,000 Sullivan slight I think I think is the name you're looking for. Yeah. Yeah, I'm flaming Kins Glam 110 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,680 I didn't ask your name. Sure. Mm-hmm. We'll talk about that later and 111 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:05,280 Tiamat turns back to playing with the demons but has clearly lost interest and allows the other dragons to eat the demons 112 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:10,040 Guys, if you could just like get on your fucking knees if you could just just do me a salad 113 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,360 Okay, just get on just why would we get it? 114 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,279 Is it one knee or both? 115 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,960 Like a full bow or like a curtsy 116 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,200 Why are we doing this what's going on? 117 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:28,279 Can I do like a squat like is that like I would I would make myself smaller 118 00:10:29,039 --> 00:10:33,480 It feels weird because we'll go quick quick and around. What's your position? 119 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,480 I 120 00:10:36,639 --> 00:10:43,039 Me Kins is standing on her head my god moot one knee down. I'll say left knee moot 121 00:10:43,039 --> 00:10:45,039 No, I already said moot 122 00:10:47,039 --> 00:10:54,279 I think like yeah, like a deep a deep squat with like arms out, but I'm just holding it. It's fine 123 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,320 I'll be fine. What are you like warrior pose? 124 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,480 Too aggressive too aggressive just like 125 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:08,000 Chair squat, okay, I got I'll take one knee but the whole time just looking at Sully like 126 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:14,759 This better be worth it. Everybody presents themselves in their own unique way towards you Sullivan 127 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:19,120 This light is just whispering. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry over and over again 128 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,320 sorry 129 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,320 Clem, who's he sorry to I? 130 00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:26,639 Don't know 131 00:11:27,639 --> 00:11:34,519 I got you guys. Okay, we're just gonna be quiet here is this dragon to my brother give you scones 132 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:37,279 Let's just give us scones 133 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,419 Fun we could check this kid. No, uh, oh 134 00:11:42,319 --> 00:11:46,559 God sweet business you got off you were carrying the rations. We got sweet biscuits 135 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:53,679 Ah Sullivan starts emptying his pockets cuz he was he totally has biscuits. There's hard tack. Yeah hard tack 136 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:58,400 I always have a baguette just in case 137 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,200 Are you pooping? 138 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,120 No, I just I 139 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,120 Mean, I really um 140 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:10,000 I'm like the number one fan of your brother. So it felt weird 141 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,600 to 142 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:17,840 About you. I no offense. You're very powerful and like five heads. It's amazing. You look so cool 143 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,680 Thanks. I'm also a fan of my brother. I'll take a baguette 144 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:25,160 I'm gonna I'm gonna launch it one of the head snatches it out of the air and is munching 145 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,680 That's a hillup baguette. Isn't it? It looked like it 146 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:35,560 I've stood up now cuz I felt awkward about the pooping comments. So now I'm just sort of awkwardly standing shuffling from foot to foot 147 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,320 Tiamat starts to approach 148 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,560 We're just gonna back us to step up here and 149 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,600 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry 150 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,600 Why are you so...Sully 151 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,600 I'm not talking to you 152 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,600 Sully why are you so...what's going on 153 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,600 Like I don't think it's the time 154 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,560 Like it's just not the not a good time 155 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,920 No, I think too now is the time. I mean now might be the time 156 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:07,360 Why I don't know if I can just take an aside with you guys like Tiamat's like right there 157 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,720 Excuse me Tiamat 158 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,720 Uh, all-powerful Tiamat? 159 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:15,720 Uh, we seem to be having some inner conflict and turmoil amongst our people here. 160 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,720 You're not alone. I've been through many years of such. 161 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,720 Yes, yes, see you. 162 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:21,720 I recommend this book. 163 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:22,720 We are the same. 164 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:27,720 Tiamat turns and there's this giant pile of like a thousand copies of Eat, Pray, Love. 165 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:32,720 She picks one up in one mouth and drops it in front of you. 166 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,720 Oh wait, there's, does your horse read? 167 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,720 And picks up a copy for each and drops it. 168 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:39,720 Are these autographed? 169 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,720 You know, I've been, I've been meaning to read this. 170 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,720 We are in the hells. 171 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:48,720 They are autographed. The author is here in the hells with us. 172 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,720 I make her autograph all of them. 173 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:52,720 Wow. 174 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:53,720 That's so impressive. 175 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,720 Turns out it's all a lie. It was fake. 176 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,720 What? The book was fake? 177 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,720 That's why she's here in Avernus. 178 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:00,720 Spoiler alert. 179 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,720 Spoiler, yeah. 180 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:02,720 Sorry. 181 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:06,720 But I mean you can still gain some knowledge and inspiration through a fake story. 182 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,720 Still worth reading. 183 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,720 Do you need a moment? 184 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,720 I think so. I mean, I feel like it's driving that way. 185 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,720 Oh, let me just. 186 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,720 Oh, sorry. 187 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,720 If you don't mind. 188 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:15,720 No, you know what? 189 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,720 It's not like it's my letter or anything. 190 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:20,720 I'm going to go talk to Tiamat and just smooth things over. 191 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,720 How about you, you talk amongst yourselves. 192 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:27,720 Tiamat, Bobby, pal, show me what you've got over here. 193 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,720 Looks like a sconce of human skin. 194 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,720 I am very close to eating you whole. 195 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,720 It won't take much. I'm very small. 196 00:14:35,720 --> 00:15:02,720 Okay, Sully, what's the deal? 197 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,720 What's going on? 198 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:05,720 Well, okay. 199 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,720 I don't want to get into it all right now, but it kind of seems kind of relevant. 200 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,720 So I'm going to bring it up because I wasn't going to before. 201 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,720 There's never been a really good time, you know. 202 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:16,720 We're adventuring and suddenly it's the darkest timeline or because it's doing a thing. 203 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:17,720 You know how it goes. 204 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,720 You lose an eye, you lose an arm. 205 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:26,720 But like in my youths, like when I was a baby and then into, you know, 206 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:31,720 toddlerhood and then then you become a child and then you go. 207 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,720 Okay, yeah. Normal, normal kind of aging process. 208 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:45,720 So until about my teens years, I was, I guess you could say I was kind of, 209 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,720 yeah, I was like raised by the cultists. 210 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,720 Just to clarify, like the cult of the dragon cultists. 211 00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:01,720 Yeah, there's really only like they, I mean, that's the main, that's the main one. 212 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,720 It's like the marquee cult. 213 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:03,720 Yeah, yeah. 214 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,720 If you're going to be a cultist, like, you know, it's, it's Tiamat all the way. 215 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,720 Go Tiamat! 216 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,720 So, yeah. 217 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:18,720 So, I mean, we met when you were teen, so. 218 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:23,720 Oh, so you were, you were like in the cult when we met you. 219 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:24,720 Yeah, yeah. 220 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:25,720 I've done some pretty shady stuff. 221 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:30,720 I'm not proud of, but you know, like cult indoctrination, you know, that kind of thing. 222 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,720 Like brainwash. 223 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,720 I was, I was really young and impressionable. 224 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:39,720 And, and, and so I, well, I ran away because of circumstances, you know. 225 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,720 And, and that's when I found myself in the woods. 226 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:46,720 And that's when Miss Meow Meow's thugs found me and threw me in jail. 227 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,720 And then, you know, the rest is history. 228 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:56,720 But, you know, like, they, they probably been maybe looking for me because, like, my guardian, I guess you could say, 229 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,720 it was kind of like high up there and stuff. 230 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:06,720 So, I mean, it's like real mad. 231 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:12,720 OK, I mean, lot to take in. 232 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,720 We cut over to Tiamat and Flamekins. 233 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:22,720 So this is where you roast the chestnuts on this open fire here. 234 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:27,720 By chestnuts you mean stupid, stupid demons. 235 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,720 Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant. 236 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,720 Sometimes very small humanoids as well. 237 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:36,720 Oh, well, good thing I'm a goblin. 238 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,720 Wait. 239 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,720 We cut back. 240 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:45,720 I'm sorry for, for not, not so much lying, but just like withholding the truth. 241 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:49,720 Well, first reaction. 242 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:50,720 What the heck? 243 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,720 Second reaction. 244 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,720 I mean, you were just a kid. 245 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,720 Right? 246 00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:00,720 So, I don't know. 247 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:07,720 It doesn't seem like, you know, if you had just told me you were sneaking away while we were trying to like save the world and going to cult meetings, 248 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:08,720 you're not saying that, are you? 249 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:09,720 No, no. 250 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,720 I have had zero contact with the cult. 251 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:16,720 You might remember the day that you, you were like really passionate about that donkey. 252 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,720 And then like you burned that guy up. 253 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,720 Rolf. 254 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,720 Oh, and you were hiding in the... 255 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:22,720 Yeah, yeah. 256 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,720 So that was a pretty close call. 257 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:29,720 But yeah, so this is like real awkward and stuff. 258 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:33,720 And I think Tiamat's going to be like so mad at me and she's like 100 percent going to eat me and stuff. 259 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,720 So like it's been real great. 260 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,720 I had to like set a good time with you guys. 261 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,720 Learned a lot. 262 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,720 Lots of growth. 263 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:47,720 Thank you for this opportunity. 264 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:51,720 Do you think that... 265 00:18:51,720 --> 00:19:01,720 What are the odds here if you had to put like a number on it that we could get Tiamat to like help us because she's super powerful? 266 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,720 She is. 267 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,720 She's like freaking awesome. 268 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:05,720 Yeah, so... 269 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:11,720 Like, I mean, I don't like what the cultists did and all and that's why I left because I just really didn't want to murder that family. 270 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:16,720 Okay, if you say cultists one more time, it was the sisterhood and you know it. 271 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,720 So have been, slight. 272 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,720 Well, I... 273 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:24,720 It's like the, you know, it's hard to get them up on it over there. 274 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,720 Like all the guys, you know them. 275 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:30,720 They're like saying cultist cultist and you try to get something going. 276 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,720 But nobody listens. 277 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:32,720 Look how small I am. 278 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,720 Nobody cared anything of what I said. 279 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,720 Maybe you guys didn't even know I was gone. 280 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,720 Oh, we knew. 281 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,720 We very much knew. 282 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,720 She turns to the Blue Dragon. 283 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,720 Call up that PR firm. 284 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,720 Clearly they're paying them for nothing. 285 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,720 Everyone's still calling it a cult. 286 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:55,720 Yes, we'll get Benson and Benson on it and I'll be on the phone right now. 287 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,720 Blue Dragon runs off. 288 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,720 I imagine him in like with a tie and... 289 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,720 I totally. 290 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,720 Maybe a clipboard. 291 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,720 Definite marketing department. 292 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,720 Yeah. 293 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:09,720 Headset for sure. 294 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:14,720 So, this is kinda. 295 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:22,720 So did Bahama dump you or did you dump Bahama? 296 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:26,720 All heads just turned to you. 297 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:30,720 Let's just say that it wasn't interesting anymore. 298 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,720 Well, that's probably for the best. 299 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,720 And he stole my idea. 300 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:40,720 Where do you think his whole believers came from and followers of Bahama? 301 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,720 He based it all on the cult. 302 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,720 I mean the sisterhood. 303 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,720 You got the trademark on the sisterhood. 304 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:48,720 I see. 305 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:52,720 You got a legal proceedings pending? 306 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,720 No. 307 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,720 Oh. 308 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,720 Okay. 309 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,720 When you're this powerful you really don't need it. 310 00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,720 No, that's fair. 311 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,720 It's fair. 312 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:01,720 Yeah. 313 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,720 He's welcome to it. 314 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:03,720 His little followers. 315 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,720 They're real pushy too. 316 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,720 No offense, Glim. 317 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,720 No, I'm super pushy. 318 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:08,720 It's fair. 319 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,720 I mean I still have pamphlets. 320 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,720 How? 321 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,720 It's been school. 322 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:13,720 Right. 323 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,720 Who's a real cult, right? 324 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:22,720 Three of the heads go really close to Glim and sniff inhaling. 325 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:32,720 So, you smell of Bahama and belief and cherries. 326 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:37,720 Yeah, and like an under note of vanilla definitely is kind of just my natural. 327 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:38,720 That's what that is. 328 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,720 Yeah. 329 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,720 I mean I want to be up front with you. 330 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:46,720 We were just in Celestia. 331 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,720 Well yeah, you came through the tunnel. 332 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:55,720 I do love, I mean okay I wasn't sure if you, yes you kind of know everything that's happening. 333 00:21:55,720 --> 00:22:02,720 You turn and you look and you see a big sign above the tunnel that says Bahama is in case of emergency and scone. 334 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,720 Do you know everything that's going on? 335 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,720 Like up there, like with Orcus? 336 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,720 No. 337 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,720 What really? 338 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,720 Do you know Orcus? 339 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:13,720 Yes. 340 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,720 Are you familiar? 341 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,720 And your just general thoughts on him? 342 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:18,720 Fan? 343 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:19,720 Not a fan? 344 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,720 What are we working with here? 345 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:25,720 Three of the heads stay on Glim, two of the heads swing over to Moot. 346 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,720 What are your thoughts on Orcus? 347 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,720 Oh, big time not a fan. 348 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,720 Yep. 349 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,720 He's kind of killing the world. 350 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,720 Bold. 351 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,720 Bold when you don't know what the other side is. 352 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,720 But I mean hey, try to be truthful. 353 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:41,720 Yep. 354 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,720 Something we really like about you Moot. 355 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,720 And I don't say it enough. 356 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,720 I'm sorry I don't know your name. 357 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,720 Dragonborn of Bahamut? 358 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,720 Norixis Akra but just Glim. 359 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,720 Everybody calls me Glim, all my friends. 360 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,720 Norixis is fine. 361 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:12,720 So Norixis, what would you say should be done to one who has walked away from their belief, their oaths, their kin? 362 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:17,720 And desecrated Bahamut's name. 363 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,720 Stomped on it. 364 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:24,720 Well, I mean, are we talking about Sully because... 365 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,720 No, I'm just speaking. 366 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,720 Just hypothetically. 367 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:28,720 Hypothetically. 368 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,720 Sully raises his hand and nods. 369 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:47,720 I guess generally I believe that people swear their beliefs when they are understanding what they're swearing and know what that entails, i.e. not children. 370 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,720 Because their brains aren't even formed yet. 371 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:57,720 How can they be actually swearing an oath when they're, you know, they don't know anything. 372 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:02,720 Dragons are children for hundreds of years. 373 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,720 It makes no sense. 374 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:14,720 Well, I mean, I guess, fair point, but it's a little different because Sully isn't a dragon. 375 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,720 I mean, he was just a little guy. 376 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,720 So imagine how small he was when I was a baby. 377 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,720 Oh, you're probably so cute. 378 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:23,720 I was wee. 379 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:33,720 All the heads are now swinging over to focus on Agath and Rex. 380 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:45,720 You smell strange. 381 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,720 Not a talker, I see. 382 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:53,720 Actions speak louder than words, in my experience. 383 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,720 On that we agree. 384 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:59,720 Why are you the only one with a mount? 385 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:03,720 Because I am better at doing many things. 386 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,720 Truth. 387 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,720 And he likes me. 388 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:06,720 Oh snap! 389 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,720 I mean, 100%. 390 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:14,720 And you just wait for these fools to walk and catch up to you constantly? 391 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:18,720 There are some instances where Rex has trouble traversing as well. 392 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,720 It's, you know, little... 393 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,720 Tell them about the bridge! 394 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,720 Yeah, see, there was a bridge that we were having a lot of trouble. 395 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:27,720 There was a weight limit. 396 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,720 We couldn't really figure out how to, like, get everyone over safely. 397 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,720 He is afraid of heights. 398 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:36,720 The flats on the bridge were nerve-wracking. 399 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,720 Poor horse is having to, like, experience it all over again. 400 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:40,720 We're talking about it, you guys. 401 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,720 Be sensitive. 402 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,720 We should give him wings. 403 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:45,720 Is it him? 404 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:46,720 He is. 405 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:52,720 So you've come to my lair and you don't even bring scones. 406 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,720 What is this? 407 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:54,720 Why are you here? 408 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,720 It was a little bit of a gravity accident. 409 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:02,720 Plus an impromptu portal from Bahamut. 410 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,720 I wonder if it was an accident, though. 411 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,720 Like, we came through... 412 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,720 Maybe you see the sign, like, in case of emergency. 413 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,720 There's a sign now, and it seems like, of course, Bahamut would have, like, 414 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,720 didn't just open a random portal, right? 415 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,720 I mean, he had a plan. 416 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:20,720 He's up there fighting to save the world, and we're down here 417 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:26,720 ready to continue with our destiny to save the world. 418 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,720 Perhaps he trusts you. 419 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,720 Well, he knows how powerful she is, though. 420 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,720 This is a good sign! 421 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,720 Wise words, Silent One. 422 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:41,720 Having a broken heart, it means we have tried for something. 423 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,720 Eat, pray, love. 424 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,720 Is there a way to get this other one to stop speaking? 425 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,720 I have not found it. 426 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,720 We have tried? 427 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,720 It's... no, is the short answer. 428 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,720 You could eat her. 429 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,720 Yes, I'm considering that. 430 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,720 It might give you indigestion. 431 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,720 You don't know where she's been. 432 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,720 Yeah, it's true. 433 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,720 Yeah, we've been adventuring together for a long time. 434 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:13,720 There's some places I haven't been. 435 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:18,720 Was that a sexual innuendo to a dragon? 436 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,720 Everything she says is a sexual innuendo. 437 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,720 I saw her. 438 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,720 You're the size of one of my toenails. 439 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,720 How would that even work? 440 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:31,720 The physics are mind-boggling, but I'm here to party. 441 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,720 I'm going to go back to eat, pray, love. 442 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,720 You talk about the plan. 443 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,720 Plan? 444 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,720 So my brother sent you to me. 445 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,720 Is that what you're saying? 446 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:45,720 It would explain the stink of his goodness all over you. 447 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,720 I think so. 448 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,720 And the horse, too. 449 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:50,720 Did he touch the horse? 450 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,720 Does he have to touch everything? 451 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:53,720 He did stroke. 452 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,720 You know when you go through a store and then your hand is out 453 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,720 and you touch all the clothing in the store? 454 00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,720 It was kind of like that. 455 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,720 I miss those days. 456 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,720 I've been here so long. 457 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,720 How long was it? 458 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,720 It was not a setup for a joke. 459 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,720 Go back to your book. 460 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,720 You're wishing too much, baby. 461 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,720 You've got to stop wearing your wishbone 462 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,720 where your backbone ought to be. 463 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,720 Stop quoting, eat, pray, love. 464 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,720 I'm hoping I'll find one that fits the situation. 465 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,720 So my brother sent you to me. 466 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,720 Interesting. 467 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:32,720 Why do you smell from a different time? 468 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,720 Because we are from a different time. 469 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,720 Yeah. 470 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,720 There's a lot to this story. 471 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,720 You're very observant. 472 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,720 I mean, with Bahamut, it really took a lot of... 473 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,720 Oh, the man was slow. 474 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,720 He just... 475 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,720 He matches to the beat of his own drum. 476 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,720 Took a lot of convincing. 477 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,720 But luckily he's sexy. 478 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:54,720 Yes. 479 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:55,720 That's what I said! 480 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:59,720 Yeah, well, I mean, try your best. 481 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,720 Again, the size issue. 482 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,720 I mean, he was an old man. 483 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,720 There's other issues involved now. 484 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,720 So we came from the future? 485 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,720 The future. 486 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,720 Because it's like real shitty. 487 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,720 All the heads are now a centimeter away 488 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:21,720 from all different sides of Soy's face. 489 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,720 So, so like... 490 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,720 Choose your words carefully. 491 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,720 So of insight. 492 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:34,720 The future is doomed. 493 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,720 Everybody is dead. 494 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:38,720 Yes, yes, yes. 495 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:39,720 And we can't... 496 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,720 But the dragons rule, correct? 497 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,720 Oh, no. 498 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,720 No, he's killed all the dragons too 499 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,720 and made them like undead dragons. 500 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,720 Undead? 501 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,720 Abominations if you ask me. 502 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,720 You're so much more powerful 503 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,720 in your glory like right now. 504 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,720 That should not be possible. 505 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,720 He's doing all sorts of bad shit 506 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,720 and we need help. 507 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,720 It's too bad you abandoned us, isn't it? 508 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,720 So of insight. 509 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:13,720 Or maybe he's just returning in your hour of need. 510 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,720 Ah, yes. 511 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,720 So perhaps you are going to 512 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,720 retake your vows in this moment? 513 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,720 Should I prepare the dais for you, 514 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,720 so of insight? 515 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,720 I really don't want to kill 516 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,720 one of my friends though. 517 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,720 Yes, I figured. 518 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,720 But how about when it's all done? 519 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,720 You can sacrifice me. 520 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:35,720 Oh, yes, yes. 521 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,720 Make promises that you're not going to keep. 522 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,720 That's working well for you, isn't it? 523 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:40,720 Oh, yeah. 524 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,720 It's something I've been relying on 525 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,720 for a long time. 526 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,720 You know, it's a character flaw 527 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,720 that I have that I'm working on. 528 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,720 Yeah. 529 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,720 By practicing. 530 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,720 It doesn't feel good to be lying for a long time 531 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,720 and I'm glad you guys know about my past now 532 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,720 and I am really sorry, Tiamat, 533 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,720 but I think it's, you know, 534 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,720 asking a teenager to kill a whole family 535 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,720 is just too much. 536 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,720 I mean, yeah. 537 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,720 That's, I mean, Tiamat. 538 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,720 Come on. 539 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,720 It's, it's... 540 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,720 I mean, I know you wanted to like 541 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,720 rise, right? 542 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:17,720 Yeah, Stance, let's all, 543 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,720 let's all talk ethics now. 544 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,720 Let's talk how pretty and how wonderful it is 545 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,720 to be able to say, oh, looking back. 546 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,720 But maybe Orcus wouldn't be ruling the universe 547 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,720 if someone had done what they were supposed to do. 548 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,720 Are you... 549 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,720 Wait, this one might fit. 550 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,720 Your emotions are the slaves to your thoughts 551 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,720 and you are the slave to your emotion. 552 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,720 That's a good one, actually. 553 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,720 I am feeling real emotional right now. 554 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:45,720 I'm not going to lie. 555 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,720 That's... 556 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,720 I mean, that's, that's pretty true. 557 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,720 We shouldn't make any of these decisions 558 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,720 based on emotions. 559 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,720 I know you're disappointed in me. 560 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,720 And I am sorry for that 561 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,720 because, you know, there were some good times. 562 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,720 Like playing hockey with those skulls. 563 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,720 That was pretty cool. 564 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,720 And, you know, and all the barbecues. 565 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,720 Yes, yes, we did have good barbecues. 566 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,720 I mean, there was a real community. 567 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,720 There was a real community. 568 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,720 I miss them. 569 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,720 All I have here are demons 570 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:21,720 and once every hundred or so years, a scone. 571 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,720 I mean, if we had known about the scones... 572 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,720 Yeah, things were pretty hectic back in Celestia. 573 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,720 Otherwise we, I mean, and if we come back ever, 574 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:31,720 100% scone. 575 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,720 Yeah, if we don't die. 576 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,720 Whatever. 577 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,720 Do you like like a clotted cream with it? 578 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,720 I mean, we'll, whatever you want. 579 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,720 There's clotted cream? 580 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:40,720 I'm assuming. 581 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:41,720 Yeah, and jams. 582 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:42,720 I mean, there could be. 583 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,720 If the world doesn't end... 584 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,720 He only ever shoves me a plate of old scones. 585 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,720 Oh, not even fresh scones? 586 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,720 Well, not by the time they get here at least. 587 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,720 Oh, fear. Yeah, fear. 588 00:32:54,720 --> 00:33:00,720 Can I make a small point and please correct me if I'm wrong. 589 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,720 Sully, I love you. 590 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:03,720 I love you too. 591 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:08,720 But I don't feel like you killing that specific family 592 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,720 and then, but not doing it and running away 593 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,720 probably was not like the linchpin 594 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:19,720 that made it so that you didn't, 595 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,720 so that Orcus took over the world. 596 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,720 That probably wasn't, I mean, 597 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,720 I don't know how important, Sully, 598 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,720 how important were you to the whole organization overall 599 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,720 that, you know, I mean, let's be realistic. 600 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,720 Well, well, hey, I don't, I was moving up 601 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:37,720 and, but I mean, in that moment, 602 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,720 it was the family actually. 603 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:40,720 No, it's fair. 604 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,720 Nothing to do with Orcus, but. 605 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,720 The family just actually witnessed another murder. 606 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,720 The whole principle of the thing. 607 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,720 So, it was like tying up loose ends, 608 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:50,720 but they had children. 609 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,720 I mean, I can see being so sad, Tiamat. 610 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,720 If someone that I loved and I thought was my family 611 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,720 just disappeared, I mean, 612 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,720 that must have been really hard. 613 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,720 Oh, boo hoo hoo. 614 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:06,720 I'm stuck down here for millennia, unable to escape. 615 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,720 You almost did though, right? 616 00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:10,720 How'd that feel? 617 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:11,720 So good. 618 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:12,720 So good. 619 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:13,720 Was this a therapy session? 620 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:14,720 So good, so close. 621 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:19,720 One stupid little dwarf-like thing 622 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:22,720 between me and freedom. 623 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:23,720 Here I am back. 624 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:25,720 Are you talking about fleet? 625 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:27,720 Oh, that's, yes. 626 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:28,720 Oh, yes. 627 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:29,720 Tiamat is storming over. 628 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:31,720 Oh, let's say that name some more. 629 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:34,720 How long do you want to live, little one? 630 00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:36,720 I mean, I've had a pretty good run. 631 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:38,720 It depends how I'm going out. 632 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:39,720 We thought the syphilis would take us. 633 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:42,720 Say that name one more time. 634 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:43,720 Don't do it. 635 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:47,720 Look, I found another good one about you and Bahama, baby. 636 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:51,720 So, a true soulmate is probably the most important person 637 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:54,720 you'll ever meet because they tear down your walls 638 00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:57,720 and smack you awake. 639 00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,720 But to live with a soulmate forever? 640 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:01,720 Nah, too painful. 641 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,720 Soulmates, they come into your life 642 00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:07,720 just to reveal another layer of yourself to you 643 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:08,720 and then leave. 644 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:09,720 That's what Bahama was for you. 645 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,720 He was just there to show another part of yourself. 646 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:12,720 You love scones. 647 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:13,720 But I left first. 648 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,720 Of course, that's what we said. 649 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:16,720 Is that what I said? 650 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:17,720 That's what I heard. 651 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:18,720 That's what Jeff said. 652 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:22,720 Yeah, I'm pretty sure. 653 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:25,720 What if we could get you out? 654 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,720 What? 655 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:34,720 Hey, everybody. 656 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,720 Hopefully, you're having fun in this episode. 657 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,720 Welcome to the middle. 658 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:41,720 Loved having Sean back to play Tiamat. 659 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:44,720 He's in this episode and the next one playing Tiamat, 660 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,720 and just let me tell you, 661 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:50,720 so much fun unpacking Tiamat's state of mind, 662 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:53,720 as well as some very interesting things 663 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:55,720 coming up for Destiny's Children. 664 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:56,720 Obviously, we've been a little bit behind 665 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:59,720 on regular releases, been giving some bonus content, 666 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,720 but we also have a lot of fun stuff 667 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:07,720 but we are in the background recording everything. 668 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,720 We are so far ahead. 669 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:13,720 I can't say anything about where we are 670 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:16,720 because there's so many spoilies that come along with it. 671 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:19,720 But just know that we are ramping towards something 672 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:23,720 that we think is so epic and so much fun. 673 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:24,720 But that's not all we've got going on. 674 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,720 In December, we've got some great things happening. 675 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,720 Listen to an episode on December 1st. 676 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,720 Sign up for our newsletter. 677 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:31,720 Get into our Discord. 678 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:32,720 Join us on social media. 679 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:34,720 There's a super fun announcement 680 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,720 for our Patreon community on December 1st 681 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:41,720 that you are going to enjoy, I do believe. 682 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,720 That's all I got for that. 683 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:44,720 Just a little tease for you. 684 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,720 But now let's get you back to the episode 685 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:48,720 and unpack all that good stuff. 686 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:51,720 Huge thanks to Sean and Kristen for joining us, always. 687 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,720 But now here's the episode. 688 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:54,720 We'll talk to you soon. 689 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,720 Okay, bye. 690 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,720 What if we could get you out? 691 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:02,720 Oh, that sounds fun. 692 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,720 What did you say? 693 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:07,720 Well, I mean... 694 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:12,720 So Orcus is gonna do some real bad stuff, 695 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:17,720 but he's already started to do the real bad stuff, 696 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:25,720 but he's setting up hubs in places, 697 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:27,720 and he's turning towns into zombie towns, 698 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,720 and it's just kind of like this thing 699 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:31,720 where he's placing people, 700 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,720 and it all just kind of goes his way, 701 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,720 and that's happening right now. 702 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:39,720 Well, he's been, yeah, kidnapping gods and... 703 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:40,720 Oh, yeah, that too. 704 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:41,720 ...removing them. 705 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:42,720 Oh, yeah. 706 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:43,720 They're trying to get Bahamut right now. 707 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:44,720 They're actually gonna, 708 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,720 they're probably gonna get him. 709 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:49,720 Yeah, so at the end of the future, 710 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:52,720 where we came from, is quite bad. 711 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,720 Everything is dead. 712 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:55,720 Yeah, there's no magic. 713 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:57,720 There's no magic, the dragons are all... 714 00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:58,720 Except for the dragons. 715 00:37:58,720 --> 00:37:59,720 No. 716 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:00,720 No. 717 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:01,720 No, very much dead. 718 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:03,720 Or undead, because he does some... 719 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,720 Undead, I mean, he really likes... 720 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,720 No, it is an abomination. 721 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,720 Sort of his whole thing is that, you know, 722 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:14,720 you find peace in being a mindless zombie 723 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,720 working for Orcus, I think. 724 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:17,720 What was the name of that dragon 725 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:20,720 that you killed, Glim, the dead one, 726 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,720 that had come back and was terrorizing 727 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,720 our friends there? 728 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,720 Oh, um... 729 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,720 It was like a green dragon. 730 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:30,720 Anyway, if you know any green dragons, 731 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:32,720 I think the name started with a K. 732 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:35,720 That was one that he turned into an undead dragon. 733 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,720 Was it Cuth? 734 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:38,720 That was the one. 735 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:39,720 Yes. 736 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:40,720 Oh, yeah. 737 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:41,720 He really was having just such a blank 738 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:42,720 in my mind then. 739 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:43,720 That went wrong. 740 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:44,720 All the... 741 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:46,720 Yeah, so just everything, 742 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:49,720 like literally everything, is dead. 743 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:50,720 Like, the world is... 744 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:52,720 All the people are zombies, 745 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,720 the dragons are a abomination. 746 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,720 I mean, it's very bad. 747 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,720 I just saw Cuth last week. 748 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:02,720 Well, I hope you had a nice visit, 749 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,720 because... 750 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:07,720 Like, nine years from now, right? 751 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:08,720 I mean, I'm not great with time, 752 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:10,720 but somewhere in that neighborhood? 753 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:11,720 I know. 754 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:12,720 We've been all over the place, 755 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:15,720 but yeah, in some years, 756 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,720 it's all going to kind of come to a head, 757 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:23,720 unless someone really powerful can stop them. 758 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:25,720 Well, I can't leave Avernus 759 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:27,720 for another thousand years. 760 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:28,720 I think I found another quote 761 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,720 that might fit this situation, Sully. 762 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:35,720 Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. 763 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:36,720 You really need to be certain 764 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:40,720 it's what you want before you commit. 765 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:41,720 Okay, raise of hands. 766 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:44,720 How many people would like me to eat this one? 767 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,720 Raising, looking. 768 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:47,720 Okay, a Goth. 769 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:49,720 A Goth, put your hand down. 770 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:52,720 Racks is lifted. 771 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:53,720 That's two. 772 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:54,720 Like a paw. 773 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:55,720 We're almost to half. 774 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,720 Come on, come on. 775 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:57,720 Someone else. 776 00:39:57,720 --> 00:39:58,720 One other. 777 00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,720 You get what I'm saying, Sully? 778 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:00,720 Well, yeah, I do, 779 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,720 but do you have any other ideas? 780 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:05,720 I don't know. 781 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:06,720 Go on. 782 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:07,720 The floor is yours. 783 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:08,720 Yeah, I hate TMS. 784 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:09,720 No, it's not. 785 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:10,720 It's actually TMS. 786 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:11,720 Operation Self-Esteem. 787 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:12,720 Dave fucking won. 788 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,720 Yeah, that's a quote from the book, too. 789 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:15,720 Oh my gosh. 790 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:16,720 Let's talk about it. 791 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:17,720 I kind of love it. 792 00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:20,720 If we are going to have a plan name, 793 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:22,720 like say we come up with a plan. 794 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:23,720 Yeah. 795 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:25,720 I need that. 796 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:26,720 I like that. 797 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:28,720 Operation Self-Esteem. 798 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,720 Yeah, let's put a pin in that. 799 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:34,720 Sully, I think what you're saying is pretty interesting. 800 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:42,720 I mean, Tiamat, I know that my understanding of the history 801 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:45,720 of the cultists, sorry, the sisterhood, 802 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:48,720 was doing quite a lot of kind of pretty bad stuff 803 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:51,720 to get you back. 804 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:57,720 So like if you were back, 805 00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,720 are you just going to like destroy the whole world anyway? 806 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:02,720 Like is that kind of what your ultimate goal was? 807 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:03,720 Yeah, if that's going to happen anyway, 808 00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:06,720 like Orcus is on it and you could just be like, okay. 809 00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:07,720 Just relax here. 810 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:08,720 Like he's got it. 811 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,720 I was not going to destroy the world. 812 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,720 We were going to rule the world, a change. 813 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:15,720 Like what would that look like exactly? 814 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:19,720 That was the deal Orcus brought to us. 815 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:22,720 Oh, I'm sorry. 816 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,720 Could you? 817 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,720 Oh, you struck a deal. 818 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:27,720 Are you and Orcus like a team? 819 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:28,720 I guess we should have maybe asked. 820 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:29,720 Are you guys a couple now? 821 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:33,720 She never did actually answer the question about thoughts on. 822 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:36,720 That's true, yeah. 823 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:41,720 Oh, I am going to devour piece by small piece 824 00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:43,720 while they are still alive. 825 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,720 The next time I see Orcus, 826 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:50,720 I will destroy them and make it take an eternity. 827 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:52,720 Yeah, that sounds great. 828 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:53,720 That sounds great, everybody. 829 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:54,720 Wow. 830 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,720 However, a certain individual who will not be named 831 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:00,720 has banished me to Avernus for, 832 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:03,720 well, close to another thousand years. 833 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:06,720 It's written in the margins here, says Asmodeus. 834 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:10,720 Asmodeus banished me here. 835 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:11,720 Yeah, right next to the quote, 836 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:13,720 some days are meant to be counted, 837 00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:16,720 others are meant to be weighed. 838 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:18,720 Well, thank God that one for a long time. 839 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:19,720 Please. 840 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,720 Make sure you take this one with you when you leave. 841 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:25,720 You gave her the book, so I mean, clue. 842 00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:27,720 It's usually just more sexual stuff. 843 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,720 It's not like these sort of actually kind of inspiring good quotes. 844 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:31,720 Like, I don't. 845 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:34,720 It's really a whole 180 that's going on here. 846 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:35,720 Yeah. 847 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,720 This is an improvement? 848 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:39,720 Well, it's different. 849 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:40,720 Say that. 850 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:41,720 It's just very different. 851 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,720 Yeah, it depends if you like the attention and not, 852 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,720 you know, because, like, she'll really focus. 853 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:50,720 So why did my brother send you here? 854 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:54,720 Beyond torturing me and not bringing scones. 855 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:55,720 Right. 856 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:59,720 Quick question about, like, how things work at your level, 857 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:03,720 because obviously you're, like, way up here and we're down here. 858 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:04,720 Way down there. 859 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:08,720 Yeah, like, we're just so far down below. 860 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:12,720 When a god is kidnapped, 861 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:16,720 so when they are doing, like, their banishments and stuff, 862 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:22,720 like, would them being gone affect that banishment? 863 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:25,720 Or is that sort of like a locked in kind of thing? 864 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:29,720 Oh, like if Orcus tried to steal Tiamat. 865 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:33,720 I'm unsure of how my banishment is connected to the gods. 866 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:36,720 I mean, like, if Bahamut has been just kidnapped, 867 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,720 which, I mean, probably, right? 868 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:40,720 I mean, it certainly looks like it's going that way. 869 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,720 It seems like it's probably. 870 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:43,720 Talk about burying the lead. 871 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:44,720 What? 872 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:45,720 Oh, I'm sorry. 873 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,720 I thought we said that right off the top. 874 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:52,720 I guess we instead had our little tete-a-tete about Solly's past and all of that. 875 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:53,720 I'm sorry. 876 00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:54,720 This isn't about me. 877 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,720 Yeah, Bahamut. 878 00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:59,720 All the gods get kidnapped in the future and, like, kind of currently. 879 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,720 Yes, yes, that was part of the plan. 880 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:02,720 Oh. 881 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,720 So all magic dies. 882 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:07,720 Yeah, and then they sent another team to go kill Orcus. 883 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:10,720 I feel like we just jumped a bit on the plan. 884 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:11,720 Yeah. 885 00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:12,720 No. 886 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:13,720 Yeah. 887 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:14,720 Oh, sorry. 888 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,720 I just, I went to go let the dog back in. 889 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:21,720 Just got so involved in that chapter, I guess. 890 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:22,720 Yeah. 891 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:26,720 I'm on deep grief, so I'll find one here in a moment that's relevant. 892 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:27,720 Yeah, it's because we are. 893 00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:28,720 You keep looking. 894 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:32,720 I mean, I am, I haven't had even a second to process it, 895 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:36,720 but I'm definitely going to be having some grief that we just went to Celestia 896 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:41,720 to try and stop Bahamut from getting kidnapped, and that didn't happen. 897 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:42,720 I'm pretty sure it's. 898 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,720 Oh, yeah, there will be an overrun. 899 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,720 He just got. 900 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:48,720 But wait, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 901 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,720 The original ask from Leosin. 902 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:51,720 Tiamat eats. 903 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:52,720 Tiamat eats. 904 00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:53,720 Tiamat eats. 905 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:54,720 Swallows. 906 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:56,720 That's it. 907 00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:58,720 Flammokins has been swallowed. 908 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:03,720 Okay. 909 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:04,720 What were you saying? 910 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:07,720 Can you just like spit her back up and I'll like gag her or something? 911 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:08,720 I'll gag her. 912 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:10,720 Like, no problem. 913 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:11,720 I'm sort of fond of her. 914 00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:13,720 She's kind of useful sometimes. 915 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:15,720 She has a fuck room. 916 00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:17,720 I don't know if that is going to change anything. 917 00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:19,720 Fine. 918 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:22,720 Tiamat spits up. 919 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:26,720 So he rushes over and just. 920 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,720 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 921 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:29,720 What? 922 00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:32,720 The plan was not to stop him from being captured. 923 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:35,720 It was just to let him know that it was happening, dude. 924 00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:36,720 We've said it then. 925 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:37,720 Yeah. 926 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:41,720 I mean, I know, but I guess obviously in my heart, I thought like. 927 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:43,720 You know, I could stop it. 928 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:44,720 Who? 929 00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:46,720 Who was kidnapping my brother? 930 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:50,720 Orcus. 931 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:57,720 It's part of his plan to like take over everything and weaken everything and kill magic and. 932 00:45:58,720 --> 00:45:59,720 And happiness too. 933 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,720 Like nobody has barbecues up there. 934 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:02,720 No. 935 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:03,720 Like. 936 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:05,720 I mean, nobody's worshipping. 937 00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:06,720 Definitely no scones. 938 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,720 Oh, the sisterhood is gone. 939 00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:09,720 It's just totally gone. 940 00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:10,720 I mean. 941 00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:11,720 Completely obliterated. 942 00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:14,720 It's like all Orcus all the time now. 943 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:15,720 Or in the future. 944 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:16,720 It's really the Orcus show. 945 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:17,720 It sucks. 946 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:21,720 Did Bahamut tell you that we had both agreed to work with Orcus? 947 00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:26,720 I don't think it came up. 948 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:30,720 No, but I do think that he's been the double crossed. 949 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:32,720 Yes, we have been. 950 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,720 We're getting lots of new information. 951 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,720 Glim, you're going to have to process this. 952 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:39,720 Nobody's perfect. 953 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:40,720 Not even God's. 954 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,720 I mean, I didn't. 955 00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:46,720 I mean, this seems like a fairly big. 956 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,720 Departure. 957 00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:52,720 Glim has just sat down. 958 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:53,720 Like just. 959 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:54,720 I don't. 960 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,720 Sully was in the cult. 961 00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,720 She's like broken. 962 00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:01,720 This was not supposed to go this way. 963 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:05,720 This was not supposed to turn dragons and everything into zombies. 964 00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:12,720 This was supposed to remove a few meddlesome gods that were out of control, abusing their power. 965 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:15,720 But clearly we have been tricked. 966 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:20,720 So what exactly would you like to do about that? 967 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:22,720 Your Majesty. 968 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:25,720 Your graceful awesomeness. 969 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:32,720 I'm having less and less issue with you having left the sisterhood. 970 00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,720 I'm nothing but trouble. 971 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:39,720 So did my brother say anything? 972 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:42,720 Did he give you any clue to why he was sending you to me? 973 00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:45,720 Think. 974 00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:52,720 I mean, he made us wait in a line for a really long time for no reason. 975 00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:54,720 So he's kind of a jokester. 976 00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:58,720 So I don't know if this is supposed to be funny or he's got Canadian roots. 977 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:00,720 He likes queuing. 978 00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:05,720 Do you think it's useful or is it just probably? 979 00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:11,720 I think I think I heard it's not a quote. 980 00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:16,720 I mean, honestly, I think it's up to Tiamat. 981 00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:20,720 We're used to her, so it's not even. 982 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:22,720 Just background noise at this point. 983 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:27,720 Yeah, so it's up to you. Just let us know if you're interested in what she has to say. 984 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:30,720 Oh, no, I'm not interested in anything she has to say. 985 00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:32,720 Okay. 986 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:40,720 I don't remember Bahamut saying things. 987 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:42,720 Did he yell anything when he sent us through this portal? 988 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:49,720 My ears popped, you know, when that, you know, with the pressure shift between the temporal realms and stuff like that, 989 00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:53,720 my ears totally popped. I couldn't hear a dang thing for like two minutes. 990 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:57,720 One of the heads is slowly moving over to just stare at Agatha. 991 00:48:57,720 --> 00:49:00,720 Like in, like what the? 992 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:04,720 So Silent One. 993 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:05,720 Yes. 994 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:08,720 What action are you driven to at this moment? 995 00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:16,720 Agatha is going to take a second, I think. 996 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:21,720 And yeah, I think. 997 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:24,720 Like, I don't really touch the character sheet that much, 998 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:29,720 but I'm pretty sure that create food and drink is a cleric spell. 999 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:36,720 Can I create a big tray of scones that's enough to feed like 45 worth people right now? 1000 00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:38,720 I love this. 1001 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:44,720 So without a word, Agatha will think for a moment and then 1002 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:49,720 make Tiamat a scone feast 1003 00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:52,720 and say, 1004 00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:55,720 help us fuck up Orcus. 1005 00:49:57,720 --> 00:50:01,720 It has been a long time since I have been struck speechless. 1006 00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:13,720 Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 2 Episode 138, starring Amy More as Sully, 1007 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:16,720 Carla Maxdead as Glim, Tom Laird as Moot, 1008 00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:19,720 with Kristen Flemmons as Agatha, Sean Howard as Tiamat, 1009 00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:21,720 and Russ More as your Dungeon Master. 1010 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:24,720 Production and sound design by Russ More. 1011 00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:28,720 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound, Artlist, and Kavin McCloud, 1012 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:32,720 and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library, and Sound Ideas. 1013 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:34,720 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 1014 00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:38,720 Jessica Babyok, Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, 1015 00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:42,720 Craig Zeiss, Aaron Stevens, Perry Matey, Kayla Littlejohn, 1016 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:46,720 L.A. 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